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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on May 28, 2010, 21:52
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Two Aussies, Davo and Johnno, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging
through the boat's provisions, Davo stumbled across an old lamp. He
rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth. This genie, however,
stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter, Davo blurted out, "Turn the
entire ocean into beer. Make that Victoria Bitter!" The genie clapped
his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into
the hard-earned thirst quencher. The genie vanished. Only the gentle
lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men
considered their circumstances.
Johnno looked disgustedly at Davo whose wish had been granted. After a
long, tension-filled moment Johnno said, "Nice going Davo! Now we're
going to have to p**s in the boat.
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:haha:
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:pmsl: so to speak.
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:haha: It's funny, cause it's so true. Aussie blokes are a sad bunch......... :sigh: