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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on June 27, 2010, 12:33
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A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and
Ordered a glass of champagne...
The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a
Glass of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence' the farmer says. 'This is a special day for
Me.... I am celebrating'
'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.
'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the
Man asked, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my
Gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
'What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years
All of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'
'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled and said, 'What a coincidence.'
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:pmsl: