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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on June 29, 2010, 10:27
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Jacob,age 92, and Rebecca, age
89, living in
Devon , are all
excited about their
decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss
the wedding, and on
the way they pass a
chemist. Jacob suggests they
go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the
counter: "Are you the
owner?"
The
pharmacist answers,
"Yes."
Jacob: "We're
about to get married. Do
you sell heart
medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we
do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for
circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds
"
Jacob: "Medicine for
rheumatism?"
Pharmacist:
"Definitely."
Jacob: "How about
suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You
bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory
problems, arthritis, and
Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large
variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about
vitamins, sleeping pills,
Geritol, antidotes
for
Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist:
"Absolutely.."
Jacob: "Everything for
heartburn and
indigestion?"
Pharmacist:
"We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell
wheelchairs and walkers and
canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and
sizes."
Jacob: "Adult incontinance
pants?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
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Jacob:
"We'd like to use
this store for our
wedding presents
list..."
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:haha: