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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on July 27, 2010, 20:53

Title: Late this morning
Post by: Clive on July 27, 2010, 20:53
Charlie, a new retiree greeter at  an Asda superstore just couldn't seem to
get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10 or 15 minutes late.

But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean shaven, sharp minded
and a real credit to the company, obviously epitomising their 'Older Person Friendly' policies.

One day the boss called him into the office for a talk
"Charlie, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a
great job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome."

"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."

"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's
odd though, your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces.
What did they say if you came in late there?"

They said, "Good morning, Admiral. Would you like some coffee now, sir?"
Title: Re: Late this morning
Post by: Simon on July 27, 2010, 21:26
 :hehe:
Title: Re: Late this morning
Post by: Rik on July 28, 2010, 10:49
 :laugh:
Title: Re: Late this morning
Post by: Sheltieuk on July 28, 2010, 12:06
 :lol2: