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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on August 27, 2010, 16:55

Title: MEXICAN MAID ASKS FOR A RAISE
Post by: Clive on August 27, 2010, 16:55

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.  The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
 
Wife asks: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase. 

The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'Jor husband say so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Maria: 'Jor husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh..'

Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.'

Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'

Maria: 'No Señora...the gardener did.'

Wife: 'So how much do you want?'



   

Title: Re: MEXICAN MAID ASKS FOR A RAISE
Post by: Simon on August 27, 2010, 17:02

 :)x :clever2:

Title: Re: MEXICAN MAID ASKS FOR A RAISE
Post by: Rik on August 27, 2010, 17:37

 :laugh:

Title: Re: MEXICAN MAID ASKS FOR A RAISE
Post by: sam on August 28, 2010, 05:01

 :laugh: :laugh: