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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on September 19, 2010, 10:00
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Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees
Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly,
followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets
his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers.
Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his
tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap onto a pile of hay.
"What the feck are you doing Mick?" says Paddy.
"Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me",
says an obviously embarrassed Mick, "but me and the missus been having some trouble
lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do
something sexy to a tractor".
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:aarrgh: :groan:
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Seconded. :groan: