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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on September 19, 2010, 14:18

Title: Golden Rules
Post by: Clive on September 19, 2010, 14:18

GOLDEN RULES FOR F***ing
 
1. F***ing once a week is good for health,
But is harmful if done everyday.
 
2. F***ing gives proper relaxation to Mind & Body.
 
3. F***ing refreshes you.
 
4. After F***ing, don't take heavy food, opt for liquids.
 
5. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level.
 
6. F***ing reduces weight for sure...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"FASTing" is really good for Health !!!
 
 
 
  WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU THINKING?
 
 Seriously folks,
You do have a perverted mind,
Don't you!!!

Title: Re: Golden Rules
Post by: Simon on September 19, 2010, 15:07

I prefer slowing.  ;D

Title: Re: Golden Rules
Post by: Rik on September 19, 2010, 15:41

Actually, fasting can be bad for the health, while regular safe sex is actually very good for you.  ;D

Title: Re: Golden Rules
Post by: Den on September 19, 2010, 20:34

Quote from: Rik on September 19, 2010, 15:41

Actually, fasting can be bad for the health, while regular safe sex is actually very good for you.  ;D

What a good memory you have Rik, but then again they say that your long term memory is the last to go  ::)

Title: Re: Golden Rules
Post by: Simon on September 19, 2010, 20:58

:hee-hee:

Title: Re: Golden Rules
Post by: Rik on September 20, 2010, 09:30

Actually, it's your hearing which is the last to go. :)

Title: Re: Golden Rules
Post by: Simon on September 20, 2010, 09:37

Pardon?

Title: Re: Golden Rules
Post by: Rik on September 20, 2010, 09:49

I see you've gone...

Title: Re: Golden Rules
Post by: Simon on September 20, 2010, 09:53

Ten past three.

Title: Re: Golden Rules
Post by: Rik on September 20, 2010, 09:54

I remember it well...

Title: Re: Golden Rules
Post by: Simon on September 20, 2010, 10:02

No, that was the woman at number 56.

Title: Re: Golden Rules
Post by: Rik on September 20, 2010, 10:04

I was that age once. :cry:

Title: Re: Golden Rules
Post by: Simon on September 20, 2010, 10:39

I hope I will be.  :)

Title: Re: Golden Rules
Post by: Rik on September 20, 2010, 11:00

 :)

Title: Re: Golden Rules
Post by: TR on September 20, 2010, 11:18

Quote from: Simon on September 20, 2010, 10:39

I hope I will be.  :)

 :)x