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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on November 20, 2010, 23:03
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There I was sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a really big,
trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it
down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into
tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't
stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I
was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking
lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I
left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with
the gardener, and then my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.
I buy a drink, drop a capsule in, and sit here watching the poison
dissolve. Then you, you ass hole, show up and drink the whole thing!
But enough about me, how's your day going?"
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:woot: :laugh:
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:laugh: