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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on December 06, 2010, 18:58

Title: Tesco Supermarket
Post by: Clive on December 06, 2010, 18:58

A new Tesco  Supermarket has opened in London. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steak.

In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Miller Lite.

When you approach the shelves where the eggs are stacked you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cakes.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

Title: Re: Tesco Supermarket
Post by: Simon on December 06, 2010, 18:59

I wouldn't buy sprouts or baked beans either.  ;D

Title: Re: Tesco Supermarket
Post by: Rik on December 06, 2010, 19:16

Nor black pudding... ;)

Title: Re: Tesco Supermarket
Post by: Simon on December 06, 2010, 19:33

I love black pudding!

Title: Re: Tesco Supermarket
Post by: Rik on December 07, 2010, 09:17

Have you tried the DR one, it's from Stornoway. I love it, but Sue prefers the more traditional 'chunky' variety.

Title: Re: Tesco Supermarket
Post by: Simon on December 07, 2010, 11:14

Yes, I have, and it was very good.  :)

Title: Re: Tesco Supermarket
Post by: Rik on December 07, 2010, 11:30

I've got one coming from Inverawe on Friday to compare.

Title: Re: Tesco Supermarket
Post by: Simon on December 07, 2010, 12:24

I only usually have it with a fry up, which isn't very often. 

Title: Re: Tesco Supermarket
Post by: Rik on December 07, 2010, 12:50

I occasionally persuade Sue to do a brunch (next attempt will be on January 9!): chips, egg, bacon, sausage, black pudding, haggis... Stokes brown sauce - bliss. :)

Title: Re: Tesco Supermarket
Post by: Simon on December 07, 2010, 13:05

Naughty but nice.  Hold the brown sauce, though.  :)

Title: Re: Tesco Supermarket
Post by: Rik on December 07, 2010, 15:43

They do a wonderful chilli sauce.

Title: Re: Tesco Supermarket
Post by: Simon on December 07, 2010, 16:57

Who does?

Title: Re: Tesco Supermarket
Post by: Rik on December 07, 2010, 17:15

Stokes.

http://www.nothingbutthebest.co.uk/productList.aspx?cat=0&brand=2&uid=28

Title: Re: Tesco Supermarket
Post by: davy51 on December 07, 2010, 17:25

Quote from: Rik on December 07, 2010, 12:50

I occasionally persuade Sue to do a brunch (next attempt will be on January 9!): chips, egg, bacon, sausage, black pudding, haggis... Stokes brown sauce - bliss. :)

I'll be the guy standing on the street with a tin plate Rik just any old scraps will work  :)x

Title: Re: Tesco Supermarket
Post by: Rik on December 07, 2010, 17:28

Don't just stand there, pull up a chair. :)

Title: Re: Tesco Supermarket
Post by: Clive on December 07, 2010, 19:32

Best of all, he means it Davy!   8-)

Title: Re: Tesco Supermarket
Post by: davy51 on December 07, 2010, 21:44

Well thank you rik  :thumbs: