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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Simon on December 12, 2010, 14:12

Title: Widdle Wabbits
Post by: Simon on December 12, 2010, 14:12
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?"

She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit.
Title: Re: Widdle Wabbits
Post by: Rik on December 12, 2010, 16:29
Her python should be introduced to a little gourmet education...
Title: Re: Widdle Wabbits
Post by: Simon on December 12, 2010, 17:12
DR wabbits?
Title: Re: Widdle Wabbits
Post by: Rik on December 12, 2010, 17:46
Of course...
Title: Re: Widdle Wabbits
Post by: Clive on December 12, 2010, 21:35
 :clap:  Best joke of the month!   ;D
Title: Re: Widdle Wabbits
Post by: Simon on December 12, 2010, 22:49
:ithank: