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Title: My 1 day employment
Post by: Clive on December 22, 2010, 17:54
So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day....

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.  I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.  Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.  Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for that line of work!
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: Rik on December 22, 2010, 18:08
 :laugh:
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: Simon on December 22, 2010, 19:25
:pmsl:
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: chorleydave on December 22, 2010, 20:42
:lol:
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: Rodders on December 26, 2010, 00:04
Our Wal-Mart (Asda) greeter has a very noticeable speech impediment, which initially made me wonder what competition he faced to win such a position.  Then we cast an eye over his colleagues.  We don't go there very much now.
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: Simon on December 26, 2010, 00:14
Iceland are as bad.  :D
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: Rodders on December 26, 2010, 00:28
Wreck ya, Vic?   :-\
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: Clive on December 26, 2010, 08:50
 ;D
Title: Re: My 1 day employment
Post by: Rik on December 26, 2010, 12:49
 :laugh: