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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on January 15, 2011, 12:56

Title: Senior Questions
Post by: Clive on January 15, 2011, 12:56
Q: Where can men or women over the age of 60 find young, sexy members of
the opposite sex who are sexually interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term
memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: ! As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 60+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter
antique stores?
A: "I remember these".

Title: Re: Senior Questions
Post by: Rik on January 15, 2011, 13:11
So true.
Title: Re: Senior Questions
Post by: Simon on January 15, 2011, 13:14
 :dunno: :o:
Title: Re: Senior Questions
Post by: Rik on January 15, 2011, 13:19
Your time will come.  :devil:
Title: Re: Senior Questions
Post by: Simon on January 15, 2011, 13:23
 :)x
Title: Re: Senior Questions
Post by: davy51 on January 15, 2011, 15:28
whats really bad is when you walk into an antique store and tell the youngster behind the counter I had one of these when I was a kid

And they are not real sure what its for :)x
Title: Re: Senior Questions
Post by: Rik on January 15, 2011, 16:11
But it's often described as ideal for house plants.  :devil:
Title: Re: Senior Questions
Post by: Rodders on January 16, 2011, 00:53
Thank you for #2, construction starts in earnest tomorrow morning.  What screws can you recommend for someone of my age?
Title: Re: Senior Questions
Post by: Rik on January 16, 2011, 11:10
It depends on who you know, Rod. :devil: