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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on February 09, 2011, 19:45

Title: GRANDPARENT’S ANSWERING MACHINE
Post by: Clive on February 09, 2011, 19:45

Good morning. . . . At present we are not available but, please leave your message after you hear the beep.

beeeeeppp ....

If you are one of our children, press 1

If you need us to stay with the children, press 2

If you want to borrow the car, press 3

If you want us to wash your clothes and do ironing, press 4

If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5

If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6

If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7

If you want to come to eat here, press 8

If you need money, press 9

If you are going to invite us to dinner, or take us to the theatre - start talking we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"

 

Title: Re: GRANDPARENT’S ANSWERING MACHINE
Post by: Simon on February 09, 2011, 21:36

The voice of experience, Clive?  ;D

Title: Re: GRANDPARENT’S ANSWERING MACHINE
Post by: Clive on February 09, 2011, 22:30

Oh yes!  And I've just received the call.   ;D

Title: Re: GRANDPARENT’S ANSWERING MACHINE
Post by: Den on February 10, 2011, 07:43

Did they press a number?  :D

Title: Re: GRANDPARENT’S ANSWERING MACHINE
Post by: Clive on February 10, 2011, 09:37

Oh they always press the number.   ;D  We'll love every second of it!   8-)