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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Rik on March 19, 2011, 13:23

Title: Amish
Post by: Rik on March 19, 2011, 13:23
A fifteen year old  Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost  everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,  silver walls that  could move apart and then slide back together again. 
         
The boy asked, 'What is this Father?' 
 
The father (never having seen an elevator)  responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know  what it is.' 
     
While the boy and his father were watching  with amazement, a fat old  lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving  walls and pressed a  button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled  between them into a  small room. The walls closed and the boy and his  father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. 
     
They continued to watch until it reached the  last number… and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. 
   
Finally the walls opened up again and lo and behold, a  gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out. 
     
The father, not taking his eyes off the young  woman, whispered quietly to his son.....
   
'Quick, go get your Mother' 
Title: Re: Amish
Post by: Simon on March 19, 2011, 15:29
 ;D
Title: Re: Amish
Post by: hitanykey on March 19, 2011, 16:51
Great joke. :thumbs:  I like the way you tell them!!!!!
Title: Re: Amish
Post by: Rik on March 19, 2011, 16:58
It's the burr. ;)
Title: Re: Amish
Post by: Clive on March 20, 2011, 20:55
 :hee-hee: