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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on March 21, 2011, 15:18

Title: Passport Control
Post by: Clive on March 21, 2011, 15:18

I went out to work in Australia recently. The woman at the Passport Control said to me, 'Welcome to Australia, Sir. Do you have a Criminal Record?'

I replied, 'Oh s***, do you still need one?'

Title: Re: Passport Control
Post by: Rik on March 21, 2011, 16:09

The alternative punch line presumably involved Rolf Harris?

Title: Re: Passport Control
Post by: Simon on March 21, 2011, 18:11

 :laugh:

Title: Re: Passport Control
Post by: sam on March 22, 2011, 02:22

 :laugh: