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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on March 23, 2011, 18:56

Title: How the world works lately...
Post by: Clive on March 23, 2011, 18:56

If a man cuts his finger off while Slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.

If your neighbour crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer..

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers klll him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to  blame Bill Gates.

                                                            

Title: Re: How the world works lately...
Post by: Rik on March 23, 2011, 19:01

And so shall we. :) Can I interest you in a quick cheek tuck?  ;D

Title: Re: How the world works lately...
Post by: Simon on March 23, 2011, 19:28

:pmsl:

Title: Re: How the world works lately...
Post by: Clive on March 23, 2011, 19:37

 :haha: