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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on March 31, 2011, 19:40

Title: Conversation in a Kentucky Bar
Post by: Clive on March 31, 2011, 19:40

A guy walks into a bar in   Kentucky and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"
The guy says, "No, I'm from  Chicago "
The bartender says, "What do you do in  Chicago ?"
The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"
"No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."
The bartender grins and hollers,
"It's okay boys. He's one of us."

Title: Re: Conversation in a Kentucky Bar
Post by: Simon on March 31, 2011, 20:46

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: Conversation in a Kentucky Bar
Post by: sam on April 01, 2011, 00:37

 :laugh:

Title: Re: Conversation in a Kentucky Bar
Post by: Rik on April 01, 2011, 10:25

Odd, the last time I heard this, it was a Welsh bar.  :devil:

Title: Re: Conversation in a Kentucky Bar
Post by: Clive on April 01, 2011, 11:30

 :blush: