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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on March 31, 2011, 22:07

Title: Scotch Whiskey????
Post by: Clive on March 31, 2011, 22:07

On the last day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
 
The candy store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.

The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.

She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.  
"Is it Wine?" she guessed.  

"No," The boy replied.  

She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?"

No," said the little boy.
 
"It's a puppy!"

Title: Re: Scotch Whiskey????
Post by: Simon on March 31, 2011, 22:49

:)x

Title: Re: Scotch Whiskey????
Post by: Rik on April 01, 2011, 10:23

 ;D

Whisky = Scotch, Whiskey = Irish. You really will have to learn, Clive.  ;)

Title: Re: Scotch Whiskey????
Post by: Clive on April 01, 2011, 11:29

Bit late in the day for me to start learning Rik.   :laugh:

Title: Re: Scotch Whiskey????
Post by: Rik on April 01, 2011, 11:37

 ;D