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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on April 11, 2011, 07:50

Title: little Johnny
Post by: Clive on April 11, 2011, 07:50
A  grade three teacher is giving a lesson on  nutrition,  and she decides to ask her students  what they had for breakfast. 
To add a  spelling component, she asks the students to  also  spell their answers.
Susan puts up  her hand and says she had an  egg,   'E-G-G'.
'Very good', says the  teacher. 
Peter says he had toast  'T-O-A-S-T'.
'Excellent.' 
Johnny  has his hand up and the teacher reluctantly  calls  on him.
'I had bugger all', he  says, ' B-U-G-G-E-R-A-L-L'. 
The teacher  is mortified and scolds Johnny for his rude   answer.

Later when the  lesson turns to geography, she asks  the students  some rudimentary questions.
Susan  correctly  identifies the Capital of Canada.  Peter is able to tell her which  ocean is off  Canada 's east coast.
When it's Johnny's   turn, the teacher remembers his rude answer from  the nutrition  lesson, and decides to give him a  very difficult question. 
Johnny, she  asks, 'Where is the Pakistani  border?' 
Johnny ponders the question  and finally says, 'The Pakistani  boarder is in  bed with my mother.
That's why I got  bugger  all for  breakfast'.

Title: Re: little Johnny
Post by: Rik on April 11, 2011, 09:27
 :laugh:
Title: Re: little Johnny
Post by: Simon on April 11, 2011, 09:41
 ;D