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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Rodders on June 18, 2011, 21:41

Title: The Chav's Prayer
Post by: Rodders on June 18, 2011, 21:41

Our boyfriend who art in prison.  Even mum knows not dad's name.  Thy chavdom come, you'll read the sun, in Exmouth which is in Devon.  Give us this day our welfare bread and forgive us our ASBOs as we happy slap those who got ASBOs against us.  Lead us not into employment, but deliver us free housing.  For thine is the Chavdom, the Burberry and the Bacardi, forever and ever, innit.

Title: Re: The Chav's Prayer
Post by: Simon on June 18, 2011, 22:06

 :pmsl:

Title: Re: The Chav's Prayer
Post by: chorleydave on June 18, 2011, 22:32

They'll need more than a prayer when I reach my destiny and become the self-styled Heinrich Pinochet - Tyrannical Despot of the Non-democratic republic of England.  I'll gas the lot of 'em.  Innit.   :crazy:

Title: Re: The Chav's Prayer
Post by: Simon on June 18, 2011, 23:17

 :laugh:

Title: Re: The Chav's Prayer
Post by: Rik on June 19, 2011, 10:55

 :laugh:

Title: Re: The Chav's Prayer
Post by: Clive on June 19, 2011, 11:29

 :clap: :clap: :clap: