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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on July 03, 2011, 18:09

Title: Taxi
Post by: Clive on July 03, 2011, 18:09

A stark naked, drunken woman,
jumped into a Vacant Taxi at a London Cab Rank.

The Indian driver was immediately beside himself
and just kept on staring at the woman.
He makes no attempt to start the Cab.

“What's wrong with you Luv,
haven't you ever seen a naked white woman before?”

“I'll not be staring at you lady,
I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am comming from".

"Well if your not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?"

"Well, I am telling you, I am thinking to myself,
where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me with."

Title: Re: Taxi
Post by: Simon on July 03, 2011, 18:23

Too bloody right!  ;D

Title: Re: Taxi
Post by: daveeb on July 03, 2011, 18:39

Quote from: Simon on July 03, 2011, 18:23

Too bloody right!  ;D

I'm sure you could work out some sort of settlement Simon  :)

Title: Re: Taxi
Post by: Simon on July 03, 2011, 19:20

:o:

Title: Re: Taxi
Post by: Den on July 03, 2011, 20:31

She is most likely into drugs. I think she is a crack dealer.   ::) 

Title: Re: Taxi
Post by: Clive on July 03, 2011, 20:38

 :clever:

Title: Re: Taxi
Post by: Simon on July 03, 2011, 22:36

 ;D

Title: Re: Taxi
Post by: sam on July 05, 2011, 22:56

 :laugh: :laugh: