PC Pals Forum
General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on July 06, 2011, 10:47
-
Sister Catherine and Sister Elizabeth, are traveling through Europe in their
car.
They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the
car and hisses through the windshield.
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says
Sister Elizabeth.
Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on
and continues hissing at the nuns.
"What shall I do now?" she shouts.
"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the
Vatican," says Sister Elizabeth.
Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer.
Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues
hissing at the nuns.
"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine.
"Show him your cross," says Sister Elizabeth.
"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.
She opens the window and shouts,
"Get the **** off the windshield!"
-
Good grief, how old is that one? :laugh:
-
Forum rules state that if a joke hasn't been aired for more than a week then it's perfectly legitimate to post it again. :dunno:
-
What rules are these ? No one ever told me that before - I've been missing a trick
-
Ant time you wan't me to make one up, just let me know. :)
-
Nah ill just do it first - you are also sounding like a condem
-
Glad you spelt that right! ;D
-
Lol - he might look like one of them though
-
:-X :)x
-
Nah ill just do it first - you are also sounding like a condem
:ouch2: That hurt. ;D
-
Again, that's what she said
-
:laugh: