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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on July 15, 2011, 09:54

Title: Pearly Gates!
Post by: Clive on July 15, 2011, 09:54

40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'

God says 'We are over quota on gippos. Go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen in.'


Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again.

'They've gone', he tells God.

'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'


'No, the gates'.

Title: Re: Pearly Gates!
Post by: Simon on July 15, 2011, 10:07

:laugh:

Title: Re: Pearly Gates!
Post by: Rik on July 15, 2011, 17:11

 :laugh: