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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on August 25, 2011, 17:17

Title: LETS HEAR IT FOR THE REGULATORS
Post by: Clive on August 25, 2011, 17:17

All you Need to Know about Government Bureaucracy:

Pythagorean theorem: ...........................................24 words.

Lord's prayer:....................................................... 66 words.
 
Archimedes' Principle: ........................................... 67 words.

Ten Commandments: .............................................  179 words.

Gettysburg address: ............................................   286 words.

US Declaration of Independence : ....................       1,300 words.
 
US Constitution with all 27 Amendments: ..........      7,818 words.

EU regulations on the sale of cabbage:.......              26,911 words.

 
SORT OF PUTS THINGS INTO PROPER PERSPECTIVE, DOESN'T IT ?

Title: Re: LETS HEAR IT FOR THE REGULATORS
Post by: Rik on August 25, 2011, 17:19

Of cabbages and KingsPresidents. :sigh:

Title: Re: LETS HEAR IT FOR THE REGULATORS
Post by: Simon on August 25, 2011, 18:48

::)

Title: Re: LETS HEAR IT FOR THE REGULATORS
Post by: Clive on August 25, 2011, 19:04

 ;D

Title: Re: LETS HEAR IT FOR THE REGULATORS
Post by: chorleydave on August 26, 2011, 00:02

And people wonder why I vote UKIP!

Title: Re: LETS HEAR IT FOR THE REGULATORS
Post by: GillE on August 26, 2011, 00:58

I wonder why anyone would vote for UKIP.  Come to that, I'm not sure why anyone bothers voting anyway.

Title: Re: LETS HEAR IT FOR THE REGULATORS
Post by: chorleydave on August 26, 2011, 11:06

Well, Gill, as (realistically) my chances of cleansing my country of the scourge of yuppie-led multi party democracy are pretty remote, I have come to the conclusion that I might as well register my disgust of the Oxbridge yuppies with their Colgate smiles who infest Labour, the Conservatives and the b*****ding Lib-Dems!  ;D

Title: Re: LETS HEAR IT FOR THE REGULATORS
Post by: GillE on August 26, 2011, 13:24

Fair enough, but I've become a tad concerned about protest votes since the traditional protest party (Lib Dems) inadvertently got themselves elected.  I bet most people who voted for them did so because they couldn't bring themselves to vote for either of the major parties and were appalled when the cretins ended up in government.