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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on August 29, 2011, 21:31

Title: Purchasing or Leasing - which is better?
Post by: Clive on August 29, 2011, 21:31

Many people cannot decide which is cheaper - purchasing or leasing.

We'd like to help you decide by illustrating two charming stories of foolish men and cunning women.

Purchasing

The maths on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship, it ended up with him purchasing her @ $26,849 per time.


Leasing

On the other hand, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's favourite hooker, Kristen, who is an absolute stunner, charged $4,000 per night.


So, had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years @ $4,000 per night, he would have paid only $7.3 million in total for sex every night.

This represents a $41.7 million savings. What a shrewd man Eliot is, compared to the ageing Beatle.

Further valuable benefits of this Leasing option are;

* a (real) 22 year old

* no need for coaxing / pleading / begging

* never a headache

* happily agrees to all technical requests

* no complaining

* no “Honey - please do this” lists

* has two legs

Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.

All 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

Where would you rather be?...


Sometimes Leasing just makes more sense.....

 
 

Title: Re: Purchasing or Leasing - which is better?
Post by: Simon on August 29, 2011, 21:59

:laugh:

Title: Re: Purchasing or Leasing - which is better?
Post by: sam on August 30, 2011, 07:09

Lol

Title: Re: Purchasing or Leasing - which is better?
Post by: Rik on August 31, 2011, 10:44

But does the leasing agreement cover servicing and have a collision damage waiver?

Title: Re: Purchasing or Leasing - which is better?
Post by: Simon on August 31, 2011, 12:38

 ;D

Title: Re: Purchasing or Leasing - which is better?
Post by: Clive on August 31, 2011, 19:39

Alas we will never find out!  :laugh: