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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on October 24, 2011, 13:07

Title: Health Alert
Post by: Clive on October 24, 2011, 13:07

When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.

When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.

When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems.

When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.

 

Apparently, ice is really bad for you.

Warn all your friends

Title: Re: Health Alert
Post by: Simon on October 24, 2011, 13:08

 :laugh:

Title: Re: Health Alert
Post by: Rik on October 24, 2011, 17:22

Drink whisky instead, Clive, it's good for the heart.  ;D

Title: Re: Health Alert
Post by: Clive on October 24, 2011, 22:58

Whisky is my tipple Rik.  I usually only aspire to Bells but I'm happy to drink better.   :laugh:

Title: Re: Health Alert
Post by: Simon on October 24, 2011, 23:48

Green Label is about £30 a bottle.  :)

Title: Re: Health Alert
Post by: Clive on October 25, 2011, 09:39

All I had to do for that was supervise the fitting of a double glazed window panel that had broken because of flying debris during a storm.  I may go around breaking a few more.   ;D

Title: Re: Health Alert
Post by: Rik on October 25, 2011, 11:50

Ask for a 25 year-old MacAllan next time, Clive.  ;)

Title: Re: Health Alert
Post by: Simon on October 25, 2011, 13:04

 ;D

Title: Re: Health Alert
Post by: Clive on October 25, 2011, 13:12

The guy is a retired Colonel and might shoot me.   :laugh:

Title: Re: Health Alert
Post by: Simon on October 25, 2011, 14:15

:pmsl:

Title: Re: Health Alert
Post by: Rik on October 25, 2011, 15:46

Quote from: Clive on October 25, 2011, 13:12

The guy is a retired Colonel and might shoot me.   :laugh:

Only Brigadiers and above do that, Clive. Now, a bayonet... ;)

Title: Re: Health Alert
Post by: Clive on October 25, 2011, 17:26

 :aarrgh: That would be even more scary!  :bawl: