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Title: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: GillE on December 01, 2011, 10:46
According to Channel 4 last night, it's possible to go from being a complete novice to being a champion sausage maker overnight.  Well done Kirstie Allsopp!

All you need to do is buy in sausage meat (already minced, of course), mix it with some secret spices from a butcher who wants to be on telly, then stuff the mix into sausage casings (skins) and Bob's yer uncle.  Easy :) !  Then you enter a country show for the best sausages in the area, competing against professional butchers, and scoop first prize.

Now we all know everything about it, expect country shows to be overwhelmed next year with lots of novices expecting first prizes for their first attempt.

Of course, it's all true - it was on the telly  :laugh: .
Title: Re: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: Rik on December 01, 2011, 11:41
 :laugh:

Does she do anything useful?
Title: Re: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: Simon on December 01, 2011, 12:50
I thought she sold houses, not sausages.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: Rik on December 01, 2011, 16:52
Not anymore...
Title: Re: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: Clive on December 01, 2011, 21:21
Oh I've made my own sausages!  I bought the skins over the internet and added my own secret spices which were sage, rosemary and thyme.  Damn!  My secret is out.   :bawl:
Title: Re: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: Simon on December 01, 2011, 21:32
How did you stuff them?   :o:
Title: Re: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: GillE on December 02, 2011, 01:11
Oh I've made my own sausages!  I bought the skins over the internet and added my own secret spices which were sage, rosemary and thyme.  Damn!  My secret is out.   :bawl:

You fool!  You'd never catch me telling anyone that my secret ingredient is allspice...

Sage and rosemary in the same sausage?  How curious.



I was discussing my home-made sausages the other day with our butcher.  He said they couldn't be that good or I'd be selling them.  I said I bought the meat from him.

 :hee-hee:
Title: Re: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: GillE on December 02, 2011, 01:15
I... added my own secret spices which were sage, rosemary and thyme. Damn!  My secret is out.

The secret being that you can't you can't tell the difference between herbs and spices?

 :gotcha:
Title: Re: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: Rik on December 02, 2011, 09:34
:rofl:
Title: Re: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: Simon on December 02, 2011, 10:53
:smirks:
Title: Re: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: Clive on December 02, 2011, 16:58
The secret being that you can't you can't tell the difference between herbs and spices?

 :gotcha:

 :aarrgh:  You win!  I have a sausage making machine.  All you do is pull the skin over the nozzle and pump it full of sausage mix.  The sage and rosemary seemed to work OK and everybody enjoyed them.  I used to make my own beefburgers and f****ts too!
Title: Re: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: Clive on December 02, 2011, 16:59
Strange word filter!   :laugh:
Title: Re: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: Rik on December 02, 2011, 17:14
Indeed, what does it have against bassoons?  ;D
Title: Re: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: Clive on December 02, 2011, 17:16
 :lol:
Title: Re: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: GillE on December 02, 2011, 23:24
Beefburgers... yum!

I made a batch t'other day with nothing other than rump steak, a little rusk (no, not Farley's rusk - proper, home-made butcher's rusk) a bit of chopped shallots and some secret seasoning that's well known all over the web (just search for Oddley's Bonza Burgers).

Fabulous!  The rusk held in enough of the juices to bind the burger, the shallots gave a piquancy and the seasoning brought out the flavour of the meat.  Okay, the rump had been hung for 28 days and it was going to taste fab anyway, but every little helps (as Mr Tesco would say).  Oh, and 4lb of this garnet coloured rump only cost £22, it made loads of 2oz burgers and each one was as satisfying as a portion of steak.

Bring on Donald Russell - I'm ready!   :icon_punchy:  ;D .
Title: Re: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: Simon on December 02, 2011, 23:28
2oz burgers?!  Those are just meatballs!    ;D ;)
Title: Re: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: GillE on December 02, 2011, 23:47
You don't need a larger portion - that's just macho gluttony.
Title: Re: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: Simon on December 02, 2011, 23:55
I never said I was macho.  ;D
Title: Re: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: GillE on December 03, 2011, 01:58
I never said you warranted a larger portion  ;D .
Title: Re: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: Rik on December 03, 2011, 10:09
2oz! That's not a burger, Gill, that's a meatball.  ;D Or what Simon said...
Title: Re: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: Simon on December 03, 2011, 10:33
We think alike!  ;D
Title: Re: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: Rik on December 03, 2011, 10:38
We do indeed.
Title: Re: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: Clive on December 03, 2011, 13:11
Gill didn't say you guys are restricted to one burger!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: Simon on December 03, 2011, 14:31
True.  Four would do for starters.  :)
Title: Re: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: Rik on December 03, 2011, 15:44
Squashed into one before cooking... :devil:
Title: Re: Kirstie's Sausages
Post by: Simon on December 03, 2011, 18:19
;D