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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on April 08, 2012, 21:15

Title: Jewish joke
Post by: Clive on April 08, 2012, 21:15

An old Jewish man is walking down the street  one afternoon, when he sees a woman with perfect  breasts. 

He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me BITE your breasts for $100?"


"Are you nuts?!" she replies, and keeps walking away.


He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.


"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"


So the little old Jewish man runs around the next block and faces her again, "Would you let me bite your breasts - just once - for $10,000 dollars?!"


She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000 dollars...; Ok, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there."


So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse  to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world.   As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.

The woman finally gets impatient and asks, 'Well? Are you  gonna bite them or not?'


"Nah," says the  little old Jewish man ... "Costs too  much!"

 

Title: Re: Jewish joke
Post by: Simon on April 08, 2012, 23:31

 :laugh:

Title: Re: Jewish joke
Post by: Rik on April 09, 2012, 10:13

:rofl:

Very Swiss Cottage.  ;D