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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on October 17, 2012, 18:34

Title: Golf Club Sign
Post by: Clive on October 17, 2012, 18:34

Here is an actual sign posted in the rest room at a golf club in Scotland:
 

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
5.TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
6.IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU
7.DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
8.QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
9.DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.               

10. WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF

 

 

Title: Re: Golf Club Sign
Post by: Simon on October 17, 2012, 21:24

 ;D

Title: Re: Golf Club Sign
Post by: Rik on October 18, 2012, 08:25

 :laugh: