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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Rodders on March 04, 2013, 12:58

Title: Morning is Broken
Post by: Rodders on March 04, 2013, 12:58

I woke early one morming,
The earth lay cool and still,
When suddenly a tiny bird,
Perched on my window-sill.

He sang a song so lovely,
So carefree and so gay,
That suddenly my troubles,
Began to slip away.

He sang of far-off places,
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
Brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers,
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently shut the window,
And crushed his f*cking head.

I'm not a morning person.

Title: Re: Morning is Broken
Post by: Simon on March 04, 2013, 12:59

:laugh:

Title: Re: Morning is Broken
Post by: Den on March 04, 2013, 19:10

Believe it or not I have a recording of Elvis Presley telling the very same joke at a private function  (home recording of course and has never been released).  8-)

Title: Re: Morning is Broken
Post by: Clive on March 04, 2013, 20:58

Is there a weblink  Den?   8-)

Title: Re: Morning is Broken
Post by: Den on March 06, 2013, 07:43

No, I have it on a bootleg CD. Can do a copy if you wish.  :devil:

Title: Re: Morning is Broken
Post by: Clive on March 06, 2013, 08:16

 ;D  I might take you up on that. 

Title: Re: Morning is Broken
Post by: Den on March 06, 2013, 13:23

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