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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on April 24, 2013, 20:47

Title: Romantic wife
Post by: Clive on April 24, 2013, 20:47
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied,
"I am on the toilet.  Please advise."
 
Title: Re: Romantic wife
Post by: Simon on April 24, 2013, 22:21
 :laugh: