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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on April 30, 2013, 22:34

Title: DIALOGUE BETWEEN A LADY INTERVIEWER WITH A MALE BEER DRINKER:
Post by: Clive on April 30, 2013, 22:34

Lady Interviewer:  Do you drink every day?


Man:  Yes.


Lady Interviewer:  How much a day?


Man:  Around 3 six-packs starting at noon.


Lady Interviewer:  How much does a 6-pack cost?


Man:  Roughly $10.00 at a deli.


Lady Interviewer:  And how long have you been drinking like that?


Man:  15 years.


Lady Interviewer:  So with a six-pack costing $10.00, and you consuming 3 six-packs a day, you are spending roughly $900 each month.  In one year, you would then be spending $10,800, correct?


Man:  Correct.


Lady Interviewer:  If in 1 year you spend $10,800 on beer, not accounting for inflation, 15 years puts your spending roughly $162,000; correct?


Man:  Correct.


Lady Interviewer:  Did it ever occur to you that if you did not drink for the last 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?


Man:  Do you drink?


Lady Interviewer:  No.


Man:  So where's your f*ckin' Ferrari?

Title: Re: DIALOGUE BETWEEN A LADY INTERVIEWER WITH A MALE BEER DRINKER:
Post by: Simon on April 30, 2013, 23:36

Wonderful!  :haha: