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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on July 18, 2013, 22:46

Title: Lie Clocks
Post by: Clive on July 18, 2013, 22:46

A man died and went to Heaven.
 As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates,
he  saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
 He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
 St. Peter answered,
'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth  has a Lie-Clock.
 Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'
 ...'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'
 'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved,
 indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
 St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
 The hands have moved  twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'
 'Where's David Cameron's clock?' asked the man.
St Peter replied, 'We are using it as a ceiling fan.‘
 

Title: Re: Lie Clocks
Post by: Simon on July 18, 2013, 23:18

:laugh:

True of so many!  :)