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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Rodders on July 24, 2013, 00:23

Title: Supermarket
Post by: Rodders on July 24, 2013, 00:23
A new supermarket opened near my house.  It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.  Just before it comes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

As you pass the milk cages, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of new-mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg display you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
Title: Re: Supermarket
Post by: Clive on July 24, 2013, 09:20
 ;D  Love it! 
Title: Re: Supermarket
Post by: Simon on July 24, 2013, 12:04
;D