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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Rodders on July 27, 2013, 13:05

Title: Suited & Booted
Post by: Rodders on July 27, 2013, 13:05
Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men.  That night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes.  After a few days they meet again...

The engaged girl said: "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my dreams, I love you!'  Then we made love all night long."

The mistress stated: "Oh Yes!  We met in his office.  I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.  When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word -- we just had wild sex all night."

The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes.  My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"
Title: Re: Suited & Booted
Post by: Simon on July 27, 2013, 13:23
:lol2:
Title: Re: Suited & Booted
Post by: Clive on July 27, 2013, 20:37
 :devil: