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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on July 28, 2013, 17:39

Title: FULL BODY SCANS AT HEATHROW AIRPORT:
Post by: Clive on July 28, 2013, 17:39

The B.A.A. Disclosed the Airport Screening Results
January 2013 Statistics On Airport Screening From The UK Border Agency     
Terrorists Discovered
0
Transvestites
133
Hernias
1,485
Haemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3
 
It was also discovered that 295 members of Parliament had no balls.
 

 
 

Title: Re: FULL BODY SCANS AT HEATHROW AIRPORT:
Post by: Simon on July 28, 2013, 17:50

:)x

Title: Re: FULL BODY SCANS AT HEATHROW AIRPORT:
Post by: sam on July 28, 2013, 19:19

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It was also discovered that 295 members of Parliament had no balls.

not surprising if they were women.   :dunno:

Title: Re: FULL BODY SCANS AT HEATHROW AIRPORT:
Post by: Simon on July 28, 2013, 20:43

No, it was the women that did!  :laugh:

Title: Re: FULL BODY SCANS AT HEATHROW AIRPORT:
Post by: sam on July 28, 2013, 21:34

Explains Teresa May.

Title: Re: FULL BODY SCANS AT HEATHROW AIRPORT:
Post by: Clive on July 28, 2013, 22:22

I've always considered her to be quite fanciable.   :blush: