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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on August 13, 2013, 16:19

Title: How to get to heaven
Post by: Clive on August 13, 2013, 16:19

A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher
 
 
 
 
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
 
I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?
 
''NO!' the children answered.
 
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?
 
'Again, the answer was 'NO!
 
''If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?'
 
Again, they all answered 'NO!
 
I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?'
 
A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD.'
 
 
Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?
 

Title: Re: How to get to heaven
Post by: Simon on August 13, 2013, 16:29

 :laugh: