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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on January 12, 2014, 19:31
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A young woman started work in the Village chemist shop, she was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public.
The Chemist was going on holiday for a couple of days, and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own.
She had to confide in him her worries about selling condoms.
"Look" he said "My regular customers don't ask for
condoms, they either ask for a 310 (small); a 320 (medium); or a 330 (large). The word condom is never mentioned".
The first day was fine, but on the second day a black guy came into the shop, put out his hand and said "350" please.
The girl panicked. She phoned the Chemist on his mobile, and told him of her predicament.
"Go back in and check if he has a bucket hanging between his legs" her boss told her.
She peeped through the door, and saw the bucket hanging between the guy's legs.
"Yes!!" she shouted down the phone "he's got one hanging there!!"
The boss replied "Well, go back in there and give him $3.50 ......he's the window cleaner."
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:lol2:
But I wish I could find a window cleaner that cheap!
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Me too! ;D
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I wish I could find one that uses a ladder and not soak the windows with a brush on the end of a hose pipe. If I have to be stuck with one with a hose pipe at least I would like one that cleans the upstairs windows first not like the plonker we use now. ::)