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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on March 11, 2014, 21:34

Title: Confession
Post by: Clive on March 11, 2014, 21:34

OOPS !!.................Pete received the following text from his neighbour:

"I am so sorry Pete. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again."

Pete, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his shotgun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".............. Sorry!!

Title: Re: Confession
Post by: Simon on March 11, 2014, 21:53

:pmsl:

Title: Re: Confession
Post by: daveeb on March 12, 2014, 10:36

 :)x :thumb: