PC Pals Forum
General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on March 20, 2014, 21:21
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Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint?
Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.
The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is X-Rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.
The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment,
then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?
The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.
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And I bet it costs more for the dog than it would for a human to go private! :laugh:
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It used to cost me £50 a month for heart tablets for my cat! ::)
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Sod that!
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:)x