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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on May 19, 2014, 17:29
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Number 8
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
They can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you
for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers—
What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
... and as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age-- It doesn't last that long."
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