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Title: Met an older woman
Post by: Clive on August 29, 2014, 17:14
I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.
 
We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?
 
'What's that? I asked.
 
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
 
As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'
 
We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night.'
 
We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'
 
 
 
 
Title: Re: Met an older woman
Post by: Simon on August 29, 2014, 17:46
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Title: Re: Met an older woman
Post by: davy51 on August 30, 2014, 00:30
 :woo: :danceban: :omg: