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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Rodders on January 03, 2015, 22:49

Title: Elf Matters
Post by: Rodders on January 03, 2015, 22:49

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor for a check-up.  A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

The doctor said to Morris, "Hey, you're really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied, "Just doing what you said Doc: Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''

The doctor said, "I didn't say that!  I said, "You've got a heart murmur; be careful."

Title: Re: Elf Matters
Post by: Simon on January 03, 2015, 23:02

What the heck!  Selective hearing rules!  ;D

Title: Re: Elf Matters
Post by: Clive on January 04, 2015, 19:23

Pardon? 

Title: Re: Elf Matters
Post by: Simon on January 04, 2015, 19:30

;D