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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Rodders on January 28, 2015, 20:19

Title: Art
Post by: Rodders on January 28, 2015, 20:19
A lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and I have some bad news."

The tycoon replies: "I've had an awful day, so let's hear the good news first".

The lawyer says: "Your wife invested £5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of £2 million".

The tycoon replies enthusiastically: "Well done, that's very good news indeed!  You've just made my day; now what's the bad news?"

The lawyer answers: "The pictures are of you shagging your secretary".
Title: Re: Art
Post by: Simon on January 28, 2015, 20:24
:pmsl:
Title: Re: Art
Post by: Clive on January 28, 2015, 22:39
 ;D