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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on January 30, 2015, 14:37
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The Royal Navy have just intercepted three boat loads of people off the coast of Kent.
This has placed the Navy in an awkward position, as the boats were not heading to, but away from Kent, & towards France.
Another surprise finding was that the boats were loaded, with not foreigners, but with British people who were all either seniors, or of pensionable age.
Upon being interviewed, they claimed that they were trying to get to Calais so as to be able to return to the U K as illegal immigrants, and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they are receiving as legitimate U K seniors.
It is believed the Navy gave them food. water & fuel, and assisted them on their journey.
We are now taking bookings for the next boats out. Please let me know if you want to come.
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How true. >:(