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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on February 25, 2015, 18:38
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>> A 25-year-old Jewish girl tells her mum that she has missed her period
>> for 2 months.
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>> Very worried, the mother goes to the local pharmacy and buys a
>> pregnancy test kit The test confirms that her daughter is pregnant.
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>> Shouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the selfish b*****d
>> that did this to you? I demand to know!"
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>> Without answering, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half
>> an hour later, a Bentley stops in front of their house. A middle-aged
>> and very distinguished man steps out of the car and enters the house.
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>> He sits in the lounge with the father and mother, and tells them,
>> "Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her
>> because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will
>> pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life."
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>> He continues, "Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath two
>> retail furniture stores, a deli, a chateau in France and a £1m bank account."
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>> He continues, "If a boy is born my legacy will be a chain of jewellery
>> stores and a £25m bank account."
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>> "However, if there is a miscarriage I'm not sure what to do. What
>> would you suggest?"
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>> All silent at this point, the mother placed a hand firmly on the man's
>> shoulder and told him, "You'll try again."
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