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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Clive on February 25, 2015, 18:42

Title: Jerusalem
Post by: Clive on February 25, 2015, 18:42
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away .

 

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000 .

The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home .

The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????
 

The husband replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead .
Title: Re: Jerusalem
Post by: Simon on February 25, 2015, 19:37
 :devil: