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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Den on March 26, 2015, 20:39

Title: 9-9-9
Post by: Den on March 26, 2015, 20:39

Dispatcher : 9-9-9 What is your emergency?
 Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
 Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
 Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 9-9-9 What’s the nature of your emergency?
 Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
 Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
 Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

Dispatcher: 9-9-9
 Caller: Yeah, I’m having trouble breathing. I’m all out of breath.
 Darn….I think I’m going to pass out.
 Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
 Caller: I’m at a pay phone on the High street.
 Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
 Caller: No
 Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
 Caller: Running from the Police.  :crazy:

Title: Re: 9-9-9
Post by: Simon on March 26, 2015, 21:44

 :laugh:

Title: Re: 9-9-9
Post by: Clive on March 27, 2015, 08:10

 ;D

Title: Re: 9-9-9
Post by: chorleydave on March 27, 2015, 13:15

 :laugh: