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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Den on March 30, 2015, 21:38

Title: Insurance
Post by: Den on March 30, 2015, 21:38

Just like you can get insurance for Cars, Property, Sports etc.
 You can now get insurance for sex, so make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.

Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:-

Sex with your wife – Legal & General.

Sex on the telephone – Direct Line

Sex with your Partner – Standard Life

Sex with someone Different – Go Compare

Sex with a lady of generous proportions – More Than

Sex On the back seat of a car – Sheila’s Wheels

Sex with a sailor – Admiral

Sex with a prostitute – Commercial Union

Sex with your maid – Employer’s Liability

Sex with an OAP – Saga

Sex resulting in pregnancy – General Accident

and finally

Sex with a transvestite – Confused.com :)

Title: Re: Insurance
Post by: Simon on March 30, 2015, 21:49

:pmsl:  Brilliant!

Title: Re: Insurance
Post by: Clive on March 30, 2015, 22:20

 :laugh: