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General Discussion => The Laughter Zone => Topic started by: Den on January 16, 2016, 20:31

Title: Some more
Post by: Den on January 16, 2016, 20:31

The cat next door is not very well.

It is recovering from a bad stroke.


Went into town and there was a girl selling magazines in the street. She looked very unhappy and about to cry, so I reached in my pocket and said

Here you are love, A big tissue.


I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony, shaking a carpet.
 I shouted up to him, “What’s up Abdul, won’t it start?”


The wife and I went to a fancy dress party, dressed as bank-robbers……to be fair, I went. But I made her stay in the car, with the engine running   :crazy:

Title: Re: Some more
Post by: Simon on January 16, 2016, 20:52

:hehe:

Title: Re: Some more
Post by: Clive on January 16, 2016, 20:58

Love them!   ;D